Crazy Market Thoughts: BP to the Rescue
The media is reporting that the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico may turn into one of the worst man-made ecological disasters with thousands of miles of Gulf shore being threatened by potentially tens or even hundreds of millions of gallons of leaking oil. In a worst case scenario, the Gulf spill will make Exxon Valdez look like a stage adaptation of “There Will Be Blood” by kindergardners. On the other hand, the leak might be sealed off in a few days by some miraculous and desperate application of modern technology or it might even shut down by itself.
Either way, several things are certain. One, BP and the rest of the oil industry are not going to live this down for a long time especially if the allegations prove true that no contingency plans had been made to deal with oil spills at BP deepwater rigs (and if that is the case for BP rigs we can pretty much assume it is the industry standard). There are also reports that BP may have decided not to install, due to cost saving considerations, a five hundred thousand dollar remote shutoff valve that might have stopped the leak before it got this bad. If true, I bet nobody would have thought that Goldman Sachs could be dethroned so quickly from being the world’s most hated corporation!
Two, offshore oil drilling in the United States is effectively dead on arrival ironically just one month after President Obama disappointed some of his supporters by including “responsible” offshore oil and gas exploration as a necessary component of America’s future energy policy. It seems the definition of responsible has just made a quantum leap in the direction of impossible while the mantra of “Drill, baby, drill!” has been discredited as the shortsighted bit of careless idiocy that it has always been. Not because offshore oil exploration itself is a bad idea but because the very soul of the drill-now-and-drill-everywhere crowd is infected by a callous, reckless, cavalier and yes, even maverick, disregard for sound science and business practices. Lest you mistake us for some tree-hugging-Earth-hippie hypocrite, we’d also like to point out that any American who is dead set against offshore oil exploration yet consumes a single drop of oil either directly or indirectly is an A-hole of the first order, the reason being simply that we Americans consume plenty of oil produced off the shores of other countries. Worse than people who don’t care about polluting their own shores are people who are willing to pollute somebody else’s shores in the pursuit of selfish liberty and happiness.


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